Friday, February 20, 2009

Tour du Tit






pose


not much different pose






now that is what I call a beer stop...


Polish Hill war memorial


"hey, we don't have tits !"


"... but we do !"


all photos

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Love Hash


We started at Bito Honey's place in Regent Square, with lots of pavement until Rocco's bar in Swissvale, then a long descent into Nine Mile Run following Commercial St, and then into Frick Bar for a second beer stop, at which point trail was about 3 miles long. The beer at the second beer stop was a 7% alcohol IPA (video)

From there on, true trail reached the northernmost boundary of Frick Park, and to the Evergreen bar on Penn Avenue. Some people self-declared Ryans to be an unofficial fourth beer stop. And one person stopped at the East End Food Coop and paid for and ate some dinner food. Sex Pak and Sherpes, who created a detour for themselves after the second beer stop, and went looking for and finding the millstone reported a week earlier, tried to recconect with the pack but could not find flour marks and assumed incorrectly the third stop was going to be Ryan's or Murphy's, but then they had the chance to see the San Valentine's Day decorations on the shop's windows in the Regent Square commercial district.

all the photos

Monday, February 2, 2009

Super Bowel Hash 2009

The tradition continues: Butt Wipe and Hand Job pulled another shitty hash in the woods of Moon Township. Lots of snowy trails and great shiggy, followed by the classic Super Bowel apres with unchanged menu in the past five years.

True trail was 5 miles












Monday, January 26, 2009

Reptile Dysfunction Hash

true trail was 2.6 miles







Books for religious Sex Ed
http://www.mum.org/lifecyca.htm

volumes One and Two

Volumes Three and Four

in a blog

referenced in this recent book, a memoir:
page 217 from "Not a happy Camper" by Mindy Schneider
My father never had much time for pleasure reading, but this didn't
stop him from joining numerous book clubs and buying dozens of
cut-rate volumes a year. One of his purchases was a set of four thin
books called The Life Cycle Library for Young People. Sometimes I'd
sneak into the study at the back of our house and read the chapters
about dating.

Monday, January 12, 2009

posters idea resource for analversary





Panther Hollow Full Moon


trail was only 2.4 miles

in the poem, the reference to the Bugle from Reading is a hasher from Reading, PA, who runs with a bugle, that coincidentally they bumped into outside the front door of Mad Mex last night. Folker is a hasher from Pgh that also runs with a bugle.
---
It was the night of the wolf moon, and all through the land,
11 hashers were assembled to see what was at hand.

With Sherpes to lead them through hill and through dale.
To stop at each dumpster and search for the Holy Grail.

The trail would be hard to see and so was the moon.
And the rain caused the snow to be gone very soon.

From Big Jims they wandered out upon the tracks,
They slipped and they slided, some might never come back.

Towards Schenley and parts of Oakland that oft are not seen,
This determined band was traveling lean.

Finally they made it to Uncle Jimmy's for beer,
Most of them that is, as Moon and 3 others disappeared.

Around the corner they were, at Mad Mex it seems,
So the pack joined them there, for more beer and beans.

Though Folker wasn't here, a Bugle was found.
She hails from Reading and was out on the town.

There was an 'H' stop and Monica was there,
And a vacant house with more beer to share.

Loaded with goodies only hashers would love,
Like heavenly gifts sent from above.

We finally made it back to Big Jims
For some eats and drink, and the singing of hymns.

The night was over and it was time to go home.
Because tomorrow is another hash, with more land to roam.
--

Moon
WMD
Hairy Squatter
Noah
Mexi Pad
SexPak
Bito Honey
Golden Shower
Doggie Style
Death Marchall
Purple Princess